Who needs a plain old sweater when you can have the I Need a Diet Coke Ash Grey Crewneck? This cozy piece is all about that low-key, but totally hilarious vibe. With a small, subtly embroidered message in bold red thread, it’s the perfect way to tell the world you’re here for the Diet Coke — no explanation needed. The text is discreet enough to keep things chill, but the humor is still on point. Made in-store with care and a sprinkle of sass, this sweater is perfect for those who love a good drink and a good laugh. Whether you're lounging or running errands, let everyone know where your priorities lie (and it’s definitely not water).

These sweaters are made to order and will take about 1-3 weeks to make!