“Love Triangle” Juice Box Magnetic Bookmark – Now With 100% More Emotional Damage 🧃💔📚
Crack open this juice box and get ready for a full serving of poor communication, unresolved tension, and that one character who never had a chance.
This handmade magnetic bookmark is shaped like a cute little juice box—but don’t be fooled. It’s labeled “Love Triangle” for a reason: it’s sugary sweet on the outside and emotionally devastating on the inside. Just like your favorite messy romance reads.
Flavors may include:
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Strawberry denial
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Citrus tension
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Hint of betrayal with a twist of “I picked the wrong guy again, didn’t I?”
Perfect for:
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Readers who scream “NOOOO” and “YESSSS” within 3 pages
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People who emotionally adopt side characters who were clearly doomed
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Anyone who knows love triangles are toxic and still eats them up like candy
✨ Features:
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Handmade with sass and probably some tears
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Magnetic closure that sticks tighter than a clingy book boyfriend
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Small, lightweight, and packed with feelings you weren’t ready for
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Looks innocent. Is not.
Sip carefully, my friend. This isn’t just a bookmark—it’s a warning label for your heart. 🧃📖💥