🪿 Silly Goose – The Ultimate Gift for Goofy Souls

Waddle you waiting for? Embrace your inner Silly Goose with this delightfully absurd item that brings instant smiles and zero regrets. Whether you’re honking at life’s chaos or just flapping through your day, this is your official license to be unapologetically goofy. Be proud. Be loud. Be a Silly Goose & honk responsibly !

Features:

• 100% certified silly 🪿

• Designed for maximum giggle efficiency

• Great conversation starter (“Wait… are you a goose?”)

• Makes you 43% more delightful (according to unscientific studies)