Certified Yapper Hat – Loud, Proud, Never Shutting Up 💅🧢

For the girlies with no off switch and zero regrets—we see you, Certified Yapper. Whether you’re spilling tea, giving unsolicited advice, or narrating your every move, this hat was made for you (and probably your group chat too).

Choose your flavor of chaos:
💗 Pink hat with red embroidery (hot gossip edition)
💙 Light blue hat with dark blue embroidery (emotional damage but cute)

Details:
🧢 Structured dad hat with breathable mesh back
🧵 “CERTIFIED YAPPER” embroidered in-house with maximum attitude
🔒 Adjustable snapback for peak comfort while you talk everyone's ear off
🎤 Pairs well with iced coffee and a strong opinion

It’s not that you talk too much. It’s that you talk just enough—for everyone.